WHY DO WOMEN LOVE FLOWERS MORE THAN MEN?
Women are flowers.
They like to socialize
in the living presence
of beauty and charm.
Women emit a fragrance
as pungent as any flower.
They’re sensitive creatures
who should never be trampled.
Men are too crude
to appreciate flowers.
Their scent doesn’t register
in their big shnazolas.
Flowers, like women,
need to be embraced
with the warmth of the sun.
So keep your spermatozoa
in your pants, big guy,
and don’t forget—your mother
grew you in her hydroponic garden.